http://www.sptimes.com/2006/04/14/Floridian/Combing_through_memor.shtml

I DON'T and WILL NEVER miss that!

My least favorite part was this:
"That's the segment that gets the most laughs from the audience, Morgan said. The 29-year-old drew from her own experience as a young girl getting her hair pressed while visiting her grandmother in North Carolina.

"They used a whole bucket of grease," said Morgan, who grew up in Connecticut. "And the stylist kept burning me. We all laugh at it now.

"If I have a daughter, I wonder if I would do that to her," said Morgan, who is seven months pregnant. "But I worry if I didn't, she might not be able to have this conversation.""

Forget the conversation! You burned me so that I could have *this conversation* years from now about how much I hated it?! What's wrong with you?!